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sarahseeandersen tastefullyoffensive
Posted: September 27th • 15:13 • 624,569 notes thisclockworkheart


have you ever watched an episode of something that was so horrible you just sat there afterward like did a group of people really read this script and say ‘wow great idea’

Posted: September 27th • 14:31 • 21,259 notes
twelveclara dumbasschronicles
Posted: September 23rd • 22:19 • 295,841 notes
methmaker mheartsx
lion 2am-poetry

  • high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
  • college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
Posted: September 23rd • 21:52 • 58,365 notes
oralympian monsterinurbed
lsxcrowned thehumansidetopoet